question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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