I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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