I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
