listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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