Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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