I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I need to stop coming to work sober
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm like, not good at living.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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