i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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