Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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