ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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