they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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