Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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