I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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