More tranny stories later!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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