i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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