It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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