Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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