what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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