I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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