Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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