Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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