I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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