I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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