How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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