After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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