You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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