also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
