if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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