Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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