You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
