So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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