Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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