I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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