Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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