Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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