your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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