are you so shy because you have an std?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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