I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
home. puking in laundry basket.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
