He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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