thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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