I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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