Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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