ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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