Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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