Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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