I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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