she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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