Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They took my balls.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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