That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
40s are totally the cure
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
