3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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