4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Text me some of your sweat
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