had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
