We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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