she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize
